"This is the story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a moment, just sit right there. I'm gonna tell you how I became the king of a place called the Banannapolar." - Bannanaman
Yeah, as the title suggests, I am going to shout out everyone (Or mostly everyone) who I've gotten to know over my tenure of being on Discord. If I have missed anyone, let me know and I'll be sure to update this blog post whenever I have time. Just because I have you listed here, it does not mean you are more important than anyone else. Each of you means something to me in some way, shape, or form, and I love all of you for it.
Also, this is NOT a blog post saying that I'm retiring. (I would announce that formally in a differen…
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Everything I've written is shit and someone should delete it. That's all. Don't want it on this Wiki anymore.Read more >
Memays are still dank,
Here's a memeoRead more >
It's fucking shit 0/10 play Smash instead you weeaboo fuck.Read more >
Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battlefield of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.
But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate, we can not consecrate, we can not hallow this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power…Read more >
On August 2nd, 2014, Fatal Disease crea--
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Hey guys, Creeper50 here. Today, we are going to talk about an indie game I played, as well as a new genre of video games.
For those of you who haven't heard, this game is called Cibele. It was released back in 2015 for the PC. The game revolves around a growing romantic releationship between 2 online friends named Cibele and Ichi, or Nina and Blake in real life. They meet through a voice chat in an MMO.
This game has been called into question about if it is really a game or not. Nina, the creator, in response to the critism said that she wants to make games aboput ordinary people. I can see why this game is more of an interactive movie than a video game. However, based on the rather rave reviews games like this game are getting, it is logi…Read more >
I BLAME THE MUSLIMS, MERKEL AND SARDONYXXX IN THE LACK OF GOOD ADMINS LIKE ME, SCHUTZ AND SNEAK.
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Dashing through the sand with a bomb strapped to my back. I have a nasty plan for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A, but not through checkpoint B. That's when I got shot in the ass by the US Military
Ooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs Mine blew up you see. Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me?
Ooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs U.S. soldiers shot me dead. The only thing that I have left is this towel up on my head.
I used to be a man, but every time I cough, thanks to Uncle Sam, my nuts keep falling off.
My bombing days are done. I need to find some work. Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk.
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
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The title of the blog is what this wiki is filled with. Tumbleweeds.
What the fuck went wrong, you ask? Well, numerous things. A shitton of drama was caused between numerous users and the people in power here didn't do shit to stop it. Sad, really, it had a fantastic premise. A review wiki. And then issues with admins and drama among numerous things basically killed it, right then and there.
Could it be saved? I don't think so. The problem ran in the community and general inability to stop the madness that partook. As Rebel of Rebellion, I watched the shit hit the fan NUMEROUS times, and it arguably killed off the wiki.
Can it be revived? Fat chance. The wiki is associated with incompetence, drama, and general bullshit. Though, if and when pe…
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What exactly is the definition of somebody who has "no life"? Though these two words have taken their place in common dialogue (especially on the Internet), many have used the words "no life" to describe somebody or something even though he or she has no idea what said "no life" does in their personal lives.
According to Urban Dictionary, the phrase "no life" means, "The most commonly used insult on the internet used by 12 years/idiots even though they have no absolutely no knowledge of what that person does with their time." With that being said, click on any popular YouTuber's videos (PewDiePie, Smosh, Markiplier, etc.) and time yourself to see how long it takes for you to find the words "no life" (Hint: It should take no more than 5 minute…Read more >
I know most of you newer members don't know me, but I'm CrazyWords. Avid gamer, site admin, and chat activist.
Recently, I got in school again, but with more advanced classes for my age. So basically, I've been in-active.
Although I won't be on as much as I used to, I'll be on more.
Also, BRING THE CHAT BACK!!!!!!! PLEASE!!! xD
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Please help me. I want to cosplay my video game husband but I have no money. WHAT DO. Problematic fave is giving me problems. But look at him he is my favorite.Read more >
Hello there users of the Starpolar wikia. I am SnakeTongue, and I wish to deliver a request to this community.
Can someone read some of the creepypastas I have written and give me their opinion of them?
I've given this Wikia about nine pastas since I joined, and have gotten not a comment on even one of them. I want to know which ones are good and which ones suck, so that I can further myself as a writer. I want advice.
With that said, is there anyone who can maybe look into some of the pastas I've posted (they are listed below). If so, then thanks.
Something is Wrong
Black and White Dogs
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What the frick, frick you you fricking fricks. What happened to Cuckpolar? Y u no subscirbe?
Really though, this place used to be like the shit and then chat's gone and everyone's like "K fuck u now xDDDD!" At least give me your Skypes you fricking frickheads.
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Starpolar Wiki has been officially been fucked over, you closed the chat and lost 95% of your users, barely anyone edits here, and most people don't even contribute to the site.
Nice job memepolar, your run ends here.Read more >
Congratulations on your third downfall.
First you caused a shitstorm on the Creepypasta Wiki, so they shut down their chat, then you all flocked to Trollpasta, where you were all banned, so you just went to Spinpasta until founding your own community, which became known to you as Starpolar, and Memepolar, Cuckpolar and Starbipolar to everyone else on the internet. But nobody really wants to contribute to the main site anymore, especially since you have people who plagiarize and pointsgame, and you ironically have a rule against writing reviews that bash something, but not whiteknighting something, so you essentially lost 95% of the site's userbase by killing off the chat. I'm not happy about it for the simple fact that I'll miss the hilario…Read more >
nevermind the title. it's misleading. buttttt rip starpolar you will be missed :((((Read more >
10. Not having a job sucks a lot more than having oneRead more >
9. You can't command positive attention from someone- it is earned, not a given
8. Doing anything out of anger/bitterness/jealousy will always be regretted later
7. Staying calm yourself often helps others stay calm
6. Early bedtimes are indeed a good thing
5. You aren't being excluded if you make no effort to engage with someone
4. No friendship is free of conflict
3. The more you give someone, the more they will give back in return
2. Feelings are to be discussed and not hidden or surpressed
1. There's no such thing as being unwanted.
10. people who hate rage comics
9. people who only use emoticons ironically
8. people who hate people who steal memes
7. people who hate funnyjunk
6. people who hate 9gag
5. people who only post memes ironically
3. trollpasta wiki
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49. The color blue
48. Ice skating
47. Playing competitive sports with people who are actually actively participating
46. To Kill a Mockingbird
45. Cloudy/wet/cold/dark weather
43. Traditional animation
41. YouTube videos that make me laugh
39. When people honestly and politely tell me how they feel
38. When I trust someone enough to know that I can always tell them what I am feeling even if it's a bad or damaging feeling
37. Chat having a debate that isn't about music
36. 711 pizza
35. Teddy bears
34. Well-written poetry that is not just a list of feelings
33. Coming across an interesting creepypasta on the wiki
32. Handheld Nintendo consoles
31. Soft, light-colored blankets
30. Honest T…
Over the past couple of weeks, while working around and attempting to promote the site, I've been thinking: So much of my time has been dedicated to this site that it's almost all I have time to concentrate on during that free time I usually have. And this lead me to another thing; I'm missing out on a lot of things I want to do.
Don't get me wrong - this site has been a project I've been on since day one and I enjoyed working here. But it's now become so time-consuming I don't get to do the things I really want to do both online and irl. I'm a music producer, gamer, and writer at heart, but I've barely had the time to really get back to these things. I still intend to finish some of the various projects here, but I want to get to making my…Read more >
So earlier, I was feeling kinda bad and wanted to do something before I have to go out again. I happened to start looking at Amazon again and came across a little novel called After by author Anna Todd, which apparently started out on Wattpad.
Now that's not all that shocking. I can see someone starting a book draft on Wattpad (if you're the kind of writer who doesn't like to edit and proofread before you post) and eventually brushing it up and trying to go for publishing. What I can't see is someone getting over a BILLION READS (the accumulated total of all three books) on a piece of fanfiction and later getting published and put on the shelves of BOOKSTORES.
THERE IS A PUBLISHED BOOK OUT THERE THAT IS A FUCKING ONE DIRECTION FANFIC.
I thought…Read more >
50. Favorite song being remixed
48. People with power
47. Crazy bitches
46. Home invasion
44. Being dumped
43. Being cheated on
42. Being sick
41. Being the kind of person in the future that I don't want to be
39. Having a family member in a hospital
38. Security cameras (They make me feel uncomfortable)
36. Edgy people like the one from "Hatred"
31. Death (Yes, I am a normal person who is afraid of death)
30. Being left behind
29. Going to hell
28. Staying forever at the purgatory
27. Not being invited to hangouts
26. Losing friends
25. Places where I'm new
23. Losing people I love
22. Big roaches
20. Being laughed at
19. Making horrible mistakes
18. B…Read more >
50. Being corrected
49. Being corrected by Simba
48. When people posts stuff on main that I want to keep private (Dedicated to Simba)
46. Most of the Mexican community (some are cool tbh)
45. Attention whores
44. Attention whores
43. Attention whores
42. Pessimistic people
39. People who lie about their age, gender.
38. The word edgy
37. Edgy bands (BvB, PTV and all those edges)
36. 4chan, reddit, dorkly (I think 9GAG and College Humor are better than these)
35. Screamo bands
34. People who think that you can't talk about love, money or politics just because you're too young
33. People who harm animals
32. Babies crying
31. Watching someone you love cry
30. Being a sensitive person
29. Low budget films
27. Lesbian …Read more >
10. when the memes
8. when u mom com home and make hte spagheti
7. Literally all anime
6. Internet Atheists
5. wtf i has outta was when this shit shat out your like 15???
4. People who think there are more than 2 genders
3. le funny 4chan banana meme XD
2. People who post memes in random places
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50. Being abandoned.
49. Getting lost.
47. Deep sea.
46. Being stranded in the middle of the sea.
45. Being stranded in the middle of a desert.
43. Being raped.
42. Going blind.
41. Being mutilated.
38. Insects in general.
36. Looking behind myself in the dark.
35. Eldritch Abominations.
34. Having lies spread behind my back and having my life ruined by them.
33. Being out of my house at night.
32. Wandering around a dark house.
31. A possible spree killing.
30. Accidentally killing an innocent person.
29. Hitting my head.
28. Breaking a bone.
27. Sharp objects.
26. Pointy objects.
25. Being eaten alive.
24. Slow death.
23. Being tortured.
22. Heart pains.
21. Be burned alive.
20. Any fate worse than d…Read more >
Inspired on this.
49. People who poke fun at stuff that needs to be taken seriously.
48. People who assume things are bad without even checking it first.
47. Modern pop.
45. The word "swag".
44. Swag itself.
43. Rich cunts who need to rub their rich shit on other people's faces.
40. People who debate religion.
37. People who try to force me to watch anime.
34. Edgy teenagers.
33. Watch Dogs.
32. Missing a checkpoint in a racing game.
31. People who got offended by Hatred and made it famous.
29. Alcoholic parents.
28. Children who don't respect parents that do anything for them.
27. Breaking own promises.
26. Calling your girlfriend "bitch".
25. People who joi…Read more >
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49. Having to take a shower and everyone else in the house suddenly needs one too
48. Honest criticism being called "hate", "bullying", etc.
47. People who want to be writers but don't read books
45. Anyone assuming that only women and girls have to fear sexual assault while men never have to be afraid of it
44. Special snowflake labels
43. Headphones with low or poor-quality audio
42. Having to pay for additional DLC after I've already purchased an entire game
41. Being cold
40. People who I don't want to talk to trying to talk to me
39. People who I want to talk to ignoring or excluding me
38. Running any distance
37. Multiple people being punished for one person or one group's mistake
I'm so very tempted to just jump on that (Probably dead by now) band wagon. I've seen all these blog post about good friends and it's just biting me in the ass to start one. I might, but as I've told many people before, "Words are not my friend, not in the slightest." I wouldn't expect any long, heart-touching, or beautiful things from me, because I'm, well, me. Simple as that. P:Read more >
Is it REALLY that hard to give someone the benefit of the doubt? IS IT REALLY THAT HARD, to think someone has changed or actually,... I don't know; LOOK AT THEIR BEHAVIOR.
Someone cared about the site, yet we've ostracized her. SOMEONE did their job to the best of their abilities, yet WE had the audacity to accuse her of power abuse because of HER PAST. SOMEONE legitimately tried to help, was there when we needed her, and was ASKED to help the site. Something she could've denied in an instant, but chose to help instead. But we fucked that up, didn't we?
That person was not involved in many site changes, yet for some reason I feel like I'm the only one who could see that she had changed. Maybe I'm not, but it's too late now. Only one person has a…Read more >
It is with great sadness in my heart that I formally announce my resignation.
Actually no, I am not the least bit sad about turning in my rights here.
For the past few weeks I have been an acting administrator here on Starpolar. From day one I was accused of being power hungry and abusive with my rights. During my time here I have only taken part in a few major changes to the site, the biggest of which was the overhaul of the chat rules.
This, and every other change I have proposed, had gone through a lengthy review and at every stage was open to community input and voting. Not once have I ever just done something without first passing it by others or seeking approval to do so.
Yet the talk of me being abusive and power hungry continued. So I …
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First thing is first; I'm not quitting!' I have a good time on here, and I couldn't give that up. I just won't be on as much. I'm sorry about this, but i wasn't writing like I used to. I just took a break. I'm back, and hope to be on more. I hope you are as happy as I remember, and I hope to see you around.
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I have just finished posting all of my old stories (originally from the creepypasta wiki) onto the starpolar wikia. If you have nothing better to do or if you just want to kill some time, than I would love to hear your opinions on the various stories that I have put up so far. The pastas are listed below...
About a man who recounts a terrifying memory of his childhood involving tragedy, murder, and the vengeful spirit of a teenage boy who plays the piano after school.
-Something is Wrong
About a young man who finally gets to visit his cousins after five years of not seeing them, only to discover that something isn't quite right when he gets there.
-Black and White Dogs
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For some reason whenever I go to update my profile, it will not alllow me to. Just a second ago I tried to edit my profile to add a top 10 list I had recently completed (Top 10 Horror Movie Killers). But for whatever reason, it always says that there is an error, and my edit goes unpublished. Could somebody please explain this to me?Read more >
Attention all users: Welcome to the first Starpolar Story Contest! This contest is a contest for users to write stories (obviously) competing for the top spot. What is the top spot? Your story will be displayed on the front page of the wiki for a full month (and bragging rights). Other than that, it's namely meant for fun.
That said, here are the rules and gradings for stories in the contest:
- The story will be graded on grammar, content, and plot stability. In other words, to make it far in the contest, your story should be somewhat well-written.
- The story needs to be on this wiki.
- Each user may enter up to two stories.
- The story can be of any genre, including Fanfiction.
- The story should be entertaining. This may seem subjective, but it needs t…
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Alright. This time I am encouraged to listen to 100 songs. I want you all to give me songs, and I will review ten every Sunday, giving more content to the site. If there's not ten songs by then, then I will wait till the next day to do it.
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Hello! As some of you may know, because of this thread you guys need to make a subpage for a review/opinion if the page already exists. How would you do that? How do you create a subpage? Well I'll show you how in a list and with pictures.
- You would see if there has already been a review and/or opinion
of the thing you want to create. If there's not, then woo! You can
be the first person to create this page. If there is a page and you
want to review the thing, then you have to make a subpage.
- Keep in mind that our pages aren't "Review - Title" or "Title (Video Game/Band)". It's a mixture of both, so be careful.
- Click on the "Contribute" button under our wikia clock and click "Add page" or click this.
- After you've done one of the two, it will a…
- You would see if there has already been a review and/or opinion of the thing you want to create. If there's not, then woo! You can be the first person to create this page. If there is a page and you want to review the thing, then you have to make a subpage.
i guess im doin this shat now too
Gray - funny, smart, the only one who remembers my really old name, a perfect motherfucker
Simbae - funny bastard, reviewer i guess
Morgan - morgannnnnnnnnnnnn need i say more
Maria - youbetchyou
chrissipoo :3 - ur mah senpai
Artie - also a senpai
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Okay, yes, I am making one of these, why? because I'm a respectful cunt and you can go fuck yourself if you think otherwise, that's why. This will be quite a long list, maybe being moved onto a second blog post, depends on how much I write. Let's get started.
Anna/Lara/Zyranne/TS's Doll: You have been, no, you are the most incredible, generous, respectful, amazing, adorable person I have ever met, you are honestly the greatest and bestest friend I have, as you said, we didn't even know each other when we first began CPWC, but as soon as we got into skype, our lives literally changed forever. Our hilarious inside jokes (Winston, TS, Skype Ghost, Steve, Whore's ect), I have never cried so hard of laughter in my life, I've literally came so cl…Read more >
Yes, I'm following the band wagon, and decided that I, too, wanted to tell some of my dearest friends what I think of them. In this blogpost, I'm not gonna list as many people as the others have. I will only be listing friends who I am extremely close to. If I had time, I'd list a lot more people. I just want you to know I love you all, even if you are not on this list.
Grammatik: What can I say. My absolute best friend. There is a reason why you are at the top of this list. When I first joined cpwc we weren't that close. It wasn't until the Facebook group chat which formed around September 2013 (I think?) that I started to see how much of a humourous person you are. I have always looked up to you, and admired you. At times I even wanted to…Read more >
So, I had seen some people were doing this, and I thought to myself "Well, I couldn't have gotten to where I am without these people, either.", So I decided why the heck not just make my own list?
So here are the people that hold that special place in my heart. I love you all.
Simba: Yes, yes, you seen it coming, didn't you? Well, if you didn't, you should have. You are a really, really good person. Im glad that we were again able to meet. It's been a little while, but hey now im here to stay. We'll always be "partners in crime" whenever it comes to anything, really. You're the cat that really made me who I am on here today. By showing me the ropes to teaching me right from wrong. I owe you a big thanks mate. Oh, and you're the fucking aweso…
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I'm going to list some people who I hold very dearly to my heart. I love them so much, they deserve to have a blog dedicated to them.
Fatal Disease - Mah n word
SOMEGUY123 - I don't think I need to explain
Haramonia - Rest in pasta
Superplankofdeath - Rest in plank
Dronian - r u dead
TotemUxie - Edit bot
TheToaMaster - Thank you for creating a good wiki
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Well guys, since everyone started making this, I decided to make one. I guess I'm still a new user to you since I started to pay attention to CPWC on the last days of December 2014. But I've still been able to make some friendships while being here. So here it is..
Simba: We've known each other for what?, 6 months? You're one of the first friends I made on CPWC (I also remember you being one of the first persons to read my pasta) and since then I guess I started seeing you as a good friend, you've also taught me a lot of things here and at CPWC, thanks for everything crazy cat.
Veronica: "Lazy ver is best ver" It's always been good talking to you, you seem to be a fun person to talk to and you've helped me sometimes, so I appreciate that.
Camero…Read more >
Following chat's most recent trend, I've decided to make one of these myself. I've met a lot of incredible people in the year plus I've been a part of this community, and you all deserve some recognition.
Trityn - I don't think it's fair to call you a friend. I've long considered you family, and a brother to me. We've been through many rough times, but that's only made us closer. You will always be someone I trust and rely on. I still remember when you called my story a shitty Jeff the Killer ripoff, you asshole.
Veronica - As with Trityn, you are a sister to me. I look up to you and respect you, and I trust you with my life. When I joined chat a year ago, I never expected I'd make such a strong bond with such an amazing person. I can say wit…Read more >
"This is the story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a moment, just sit right there. I'm gonna tell you how I became the king of a place called the Pride Lands." - Silvekéir
Yeah, as the title suggests, I am going to shout out everyone (Or mostly everyone) who I've gotten to know over my tenure of being on Wikia. If I have missed anyone, let me know and I'll be sure to update this blog post whenever I have time. Just because I have you listed here, it does not mean you are more important than anyone else. Each of you means something to me in some way, shape, or form, and I love all of you for it.
Also, this is NOT a blog post saying that I'm retiring. (I would announce that formally in a different bl…
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I guess it's time to say a bit of a long and formal kind of thank-you to all my friends I've made (and most of which, I still have :D) since the year or so I made my appearance on the Creepypasta Wiki. Even though this is a list, it does not mean that any one person here is more important than any other. As I often say, each person means something different to me and no one is replaceable for anyone else. You're all special to me.
Trityn: As I've said, no one is more important to me than anyone else, but I would be lying if I said there wasn't something I felt in my friendship with you that feels like something bigger than that. I know now things probably were not meant to be that way- and even then, that didn't make me lose any fraction of …Read more >