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Author's note: This be a gangbangin' finger-lickin' direct sequel ta Ayylienz From Lmao. If you aint read dat yet, go read it before readin dis one or else it is ghon be confusing.

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We made our way ta tha horizon, followin tha constant criez of "ayy lmao" dat seemed ta git mo' high pitched.

Over tha horizizzle n' all up in tha sea of pizzy, there it was. Da Hood of LEL. Dat shiznit was a greenish-greyish hood from tokin too much weed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Da hoodz god was Snoop Lion.

Yo, snoop Lion saw our asses n' gave our asses a welcome gift of a special kind of weed.

Dat shiznit was no ordinary weed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Dat shiznit was tha god weed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Crafted by Willie Nelson, god of Snoop Lion.

Once we smoked it, its effects took over immediately yo, but at a mo' psychedelic state.

We started trippin on a level we was never accustomed to. There was all kindsa muthafuckin flashin flavas dat one of our asses started ta have a epilepsy attack. We lel'd.

Afta our slick asses lel'd, Snoop Lion summoned our asses tha fuck into his thugged-out lil' palace.

In dat palace, Snoop Lion holla'd "Where is mah umbrella?" We axed tha mighty Dogg why, n' he responded wit "Fo'drizzle."

I axed "What tha fuck do you mean by that, biatch? I can't concentrate n' aint a thugged-out damn thang dat yo' ass can do."

Dude responded wit "Man, dont fukin start shiznit wit me, yo."

I screamed up "WHAT IF I WANT TO, biatch? YOU GAVE US THE GOLDEN WEED!"

Then Snoop Lion, wit his crazy-ass majestic umbrella, hit our asses up in tha head. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Then he kicked our asses outta Hood LEL... fo' a while. Then we came back. Everyone was so stoned dat no one even remembered us.

We made our way back tha fuck into tha palace, where Snoop Lion didn't even notice our asses cuz da perved-out muthafucka smoked his wild lil' freakadelic golden weed.

Then we went behind his ass n' past his wild lil' freakadelic guardz guardin a golden door. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. We opened tha door n' there it was...

Dat shiznit was dis kind of chronic dat was rainbow up in nature. Well shiiiit, it chizzled flavas every last muthafuckin 5 secondz n' every last muthafuckin minute, it would turn tha fuck into all flavas at once.

Us thugs was like "Ayy lmao. Letz smoke tha joint."

We took all of tha rainbow chronic n' hid it our pants, even though we couldn't fit it up in both of our pockets.

But we wanted it so bad, our laid-back asses just smoked dat shit. Dat shiznit was like heaven on Earth. Everythang was up in still motion; we couldn't move our bodies cuz we was so stoned by one puff.

I, however, saw suttin' different than what tha fuck mah playa was seeing.

I saw tha ghetto explodin up in mah eyes fo' realz. A full apocalypse, blood splatterin all all up in tha place. I even fuckin started ta pull mah grill off of mah head. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I knew dat shiznit was fake yo, but it felt so realistic.

I axed mah playa what tha fuck da thug was seein yo. Dude responded wit 'All I peep is hearts n' Quentin Bizzlez head all over dis biiiatch.

We both looked at each other square up in tha eye n' holla'd "...COOOOOL!"

Us thugs was probably too high ta notice tha footsteps dat was growin louder n' louder.

Dat shiznit was Snoop Ta Tha D-O-Double-Gizzle yo. Dude say "What tha fuck is you motherfuckers bustin here?"

We couldn't form regular sentences n' only responded wit laughing.

Then Snoop Ta Tha D-O-Double-Gizzle pulled a glock on us, cuz tha pimpin' muthafucka thought we was bustin up at his muthafuckin ass.

I managed ta git all dem lyrics up by sayin "Us thugs weren't bustin up at you, Snoop. We bustin up at we seeing."

Then he popped our asses up in tha gut. My fuckin playa took a dirt nap instantly yo, but I didn't yo. Dude looked at me, grabbed tha rainbow chronic n' puffed up in mah grill yo. Dude axed mah crazy ass "Any last lyrics, motherfucker?" I holla'd "... ayy lmao." Then tha whole ghetto turned ta black.

I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah playa n' I raised up in our smoke-filled bedroom.

"Dat shiznit was just a thugged-out dream!" I holla'd. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! "Just a thugged-out dream!" But then I looked at mah playa n' da perved-out muthafucka smiled too much weed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Then tha pimpin' muthafucka turned tha fuck into Snoop Lion n' strangled mah dirty ass.

Da end.

This is part of the Ayylienz Trilogy

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Written by Fatal Disease n' your thugged-out hood lion from tha Pride Lands

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